Top 10 things not to say - during sex (if you are a woman)
1. Are you in yet?
2. Oh David ( when your partners name is Rob)
3. The ceiling needs painting
4. There's a spider on the ceiling"
5. Pass that magazine will you?
6. Hurry up my parents are coming any minute
7. Did you put the garbage out?
8. Is that all?
9. Have you ever considered Viagra?
10. Last but not least "Wake me up when you're done"