" Excuse me, I'm sorry but I can't help but notice how much you look like my first wife, can I ask you your name.
("How many times have you been married?)
" If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me?"
"Are you tired? Because you've been running around my mind all day."
"Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"
"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?"
You - "Did it hurt".
The other person will natuarlly say "Did what hurt?",
You - "When you fell from heaven."
"That shirt is very becoming on you....and if I was on you, I would be cumming too!"
" Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?"
"Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny
on one side and says he can't get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.)
Gal: What was the point of that?
Guy : Just wanted an excuese to hold your hand"
"Are you religious? (They answer yes or no) Because I could be the answer to your prayers."
"Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?"
"If I followed you home, would you keep me?"
"I think I must be dying because I'm looking at Heaven."
"Do u sleep on your stomach ...........can i?"
"I know they say milk does a body good but damn, how much have u been drinking?"
"Why don`t u come here sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd but U and I together"
"HEY!!!! Wanna go half on a baby?"
"That dress looks great on you! It would look even better in a pile on my bedroom floor!"
"Just wondering, what would you like for breakfast tomorrow morning?"
"If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!"
"Your father must have been a thief... he took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."
"It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us."
"Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?"
"Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!"
"Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and
tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her."
"I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?"
"I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start."
"If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you."